test... drive...?

[mewtation]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.

or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]

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[swordingitout]

[In the rare once every day or two that Sion even goes to bed, he's passed out quite soundly. So when he wakes up to an odd weight he vaguely suspects Ryner. And when he looks all he does is blind sleepily.]

[Ah, is he still dreaming?]

[mewtation]

[ —oh, he found Ryner's thing!

blinking big green eyes at him ]

[swordingitout]

[I mean if this were a danger Lucile would have vaporized it so he rubs his eyes and sits up more.]

What time is it?

[mewtation]

[ tilts head ]

About mid-morning.

[swordingitout]

Ah, is it that late?

[He's shoving the covers back and hoping to his feet, trying to straighten his hair.]

[mewtation]

You seemed like you could use the sleep.

[ ...

...

bats at the tail of it owo ]

[swordingitout]

Haha, I've had enough--that has to be at least three hours, yes?

[He pauses a moment but goes back to trying to get himself in order.]

[And like this is the perfectly natural progression of things and not all out of order, he asks with charm and gentle inquisition.]

And who are you?

[mewtation]

[ WITH HIS PAW STILL ALL STRETCHED OUT TOWARD TANTALIZING SWISHY HAIR: ]

My name is Lucky.

[swordingitout]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Lucky. What brings you to my bed?

[mewtation]

I wanted to sleep, and it was warm.

[swordingitout]

[He laughs a little, startled.]

Hm, that reminds me of someone. Well, I hope you have a very nice nap.

[He's going to get up and throw on his cape and adjust his clothes so he looks kingly enough for paperwork.]

[mewtation]

[ but my bedwarmer :( letting his paw drop ]

Where are you going?

[swordingitout]

I have work to do. But don't let me keep you from your nap.

[He is just. Completely unconcerned it seems.]

[lonelydemon]

[okay, but what if it is in fact ryner]

[swordingitout]

[Sitting up and. Looking at the Ryner. Hm, should he disturb his peaceful slumber? And come to that, was he so deeply asleep he didn't notice Ryner arrive?]

[lonelydemon]

[maybe ryner dragged sion to bed after too much paperwork, maybe shit has gone down and this is just a sweet dream

either way, the man's out cold, breathing deep and even.]

[swordingitout]

[He reaches to brush Ryner's hair from his face but stops just short of it. A sad, wistful smile graces his expression for a moment before it turns into his normal cheerful mild smile and he picks up a pillow, shoving it down on Ryner's head.]

Help, an intruder! A wild beast has entered my bed!

[He says. While smothering Ryner]

[lonelydemon]

[HIDEOUS SQUALLING NOISES UNTIL HE CAN GET HIS FACE FREE ENOUGH TO YELL]

HEY HEY HEY DON'T JUST KILL ME IN MY SLEEP!!!

[swordingitout]

Oh, Ryner, it's only you. Have you troubled the female portion of my citizens so much that now you must try to attack men in their sleep as well? Perhaps I should have you arrested again before you cause civil unrest.

[lonelydemon]

WHEN DID I DO ANY OF THAT?! SAY GOOD MORNING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

[swordingitout]

I was just so shocked to wake up in such danger, a wild sex maniac on the lose in my own room? I'm not sure I can look Ferris in the eyes any longer.

[lonelydemon]

I'M NOT A-- WHAT DOES FERRIS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!

[swordingitout]

[BLUSHES.]

Saying it would be just too bold.

[lonelydemon]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAAAAAANNNNNN?!?!?!

[mewtation]

[ I WONDER WHY

(ceiling cat is watching) ]