test... drive...?

[mewtation]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.

or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]

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[swordingitout]

[He reaches to brush Ryner's hair from his face but stops just short of it. A sad, wistful smile graces his expression for a moment before it turns into his normal cheerful mild smile and he picks up a pillow, shoving it down on Ryner's head.]

Help, an intruder! A wild beast has entered my bed!

[He says. While smothering Ryner]

[lonelydemon]

[HIDEOUS SQUALLING NOISES UNTIL HE CAN GET HIS FACE FREE ENOUGH TO YELL]

HEY HEY HEY DON'T JUST KILL ME IN MY SLEEP!!!

[swordingitout]

Oh, Ryner, it's only you. Have you troubled the female portion of my citizens so much that now you must try to attack men in their sleep as well? Perhaps I should have you arrested again before you cause civil unrest.

[lonelydemon]

WHEN DID I DO ANY OF THAT?! SAY GOOD MORNING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

[swordingitout]

I was just so shocked to wake up in such danger, a wild sex maniac on the lose in my own room? I'm not sure I can look Ferris in the eyes any longer.

[lonelydemon]

I'M NOT A-- WHAT DOES FERRIS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!

[swordingitout]

[BLUSHES.]

Saying it would be just too bold.

[lonelydemon]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAAAAAANNNNNN?!?!?!

[swordingitout]

[COVERS HIS FACE SO SERIOUSLY.]

Can I even go on as king like this?

[lonelydemon]

Considering I didn't do anything, yes.

[tugging on his hair a little bit. soft.]

[swordingitout]

[Flops back on the bed melodramatically.]

Is that something a legendary sex fiend, renowned in all corners of the kingdom and beyond to the rest of the continent, can say so lightly? Truly, terrifying.

[lonelydemon]

--LIKE I WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM A SLANDEROUS KING LIKE YOU?! WHAT KIND OF A KING JUST MAKES UP THIS SORT OF NONSENSE AND SPREADS IT EVERYWHERE, HUH?! I'LL KILL YOU!

[swordingitout]

[Just lays here laughing.]

[lonelydemon]

[HUFFS]

Now you wore me out again. I'm taking a nap.

[flops. across Sion. dramatically.]

[swordingitout]

We must have slept for hours! Frankly I feel refreshed. I have plenty of paperwork for you.

[It's that kind, good youth smile, the one that belongs on a demon.]

[lonelydemon]

I am asleep. I can't do paperwork if I'm asleep. Zzzzz.

[swordingitout]

Shall I tell Ferris you threatened to go on a rampage in the Wynnit dango shop?

[lonelydemon]

You wouldn't.

[swordingitout]

Those poor defenseless dango.

[lonelydemon]

I'll absolutely kill you one day.

[swordingitout]

[Laughing cheerfully.]

So the paperwork.

[lonelydemon]

You should sleep more too, stupid king.

[swordingitout]

Oh, but I feel very energetic.

[lonelydemon]

Your body is lying to you, you need more sleep.

[swordingitout]

[Gently tries to shove Ryner.]

You just need to get moving to get that blood pumping.