test... drive...?
Sep. 2nd, 2015 07:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mewtation[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.
or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]
or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]
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Date: 2015-09-03 03:39 am (UTC)[ nah just kidding. hey lucky how do you feel about dogs because there's a giant black great dane snarling at you, and a black haired and blue eyed kid behind him. ]
Titus, stay. We don't know if it has fleas.
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Date: 2015-09-03 03:42 am (UTC)I would be more concerned about your mutt.
[ the "voice" is a dry tenor ]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:13 am (UTC)[ grrrr grrrr ]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:15 am (UTC)I'm attempting to sleep, obviously. Those were supposed to be defenses?
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:19 am (UTC)[ a beat. ]
If you wish to sleep then find another place to sleep, stray. This is not your home.
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:20 am (UTC)My home is where I say it is.
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-09-03 04:29 am (UTC)[ there is the distinct sense he's laughing at you ]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:33 am (UTC)Don't mind while he carefully shifts, trying to get a better angle for inspecting without disturbing the fuzzy thing.]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:35 am (UTC)[ UGH. he would just have titus 'sic you but you look distinctly alien and you talk which means you're probably out of your league titus ): ]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:42 am (UTC)it's definitely feline; the loose curl it's lying in obstructs things somewhat, but it looks like it's probably bipdeal. if Colress is familiar with Mew or Mewtwo there's a decent resemblance in build, although his bed invader is a lot fuzzier, the paws more handlike. it's coat is blue-grey, with a subtle tabby pattern. ]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-09-03 04:45 am (UTC)[ a beat, and he's fiddling with his neck chain ]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:51 am (UTC)Surely with so many you wouldn't mind one more?
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:51 am (UTC)Later.
Right now he's going to. Cautiously try and exit the bed to find something for new note-taking.]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:54 am (UTC)ugh
fuck ]
—that is for me to decide. It could be arranged, but you hardly give me reason to take you in. You intrude upon my house, take over my bed, have no manners. . . . You're hardly endearing.
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:54 am (UTC)...unfortunately, when he does find something, he will discover he can't quite remember how writing is supposed to work. and the likely perpetrator is blinking innocent blue eyes at him. ]
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:59 am (UTC)Oh.]
Hello.
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Date: 2015-09-03 05:05 am (UTC)[ "said" very much like that is a valid reason for all those things, but after a moment he continues ]
I'm also currently something of a fugitive, which means I that in most cases it is safer to ask forgiveness than to wait for permission.
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Date: 2015-09-03 05:06 am (UTC)Hello. My apologies, but I'm afraid I can't allow you to keep a record of me.
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Date: 2015-09-03 05:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-09-03 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-09-03 05:10 am (UTC)Why are you a fugitive? If you're to stay here you owe me that much.
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Date: 2015-09-03 05:11 am (UTC)Why not?
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Date: 2015-09-03 05:16 am (UTC)I would like to be a "person." If I let myself be recaptured, I would not be one.