test... drive...?

[mewtation]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.

or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]

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[lonelydemon]

--LIKE I WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM A SLANDEROUS KING LIKE YOU?! WHAT KIND OF A KING JUST MAKES UP THIS SORT OF NONSENSE AND SPREADS IT EVERYWHERE, HUH?! I'LL KILL YOU!

[swordingitout]

[Just lays here laughing.]

[lonelydemon]

[HUFFS]

Now you wore me out again. I'm taking a nap.

[flops. across Sion. dramatically.]

[swordingitout]

We must have slept for hours! Frankly I feel refreshed. I have plenty of paperwork for you.

[It's that kind, good youth smile, the one that belongs on a demon.]

[lonelydemon]

I am asleep. I can't do paperwork if I'm asleep. Zzzzz.

[swordingitout]

Shall I tell Ferris you threatened to go on a rampage in the Wynnit dango shop?

[lonelydemon]

You wouldn't.

[swordingitout]

Those poor defenseless dango.

[lonelydemon]

I'll absolutely kill you one day.

[swordingitout]

[Laughing cheerfully.]

So the paperwork.

[lonelydemon]

You should sleep more too, stupid king.

[swordingitout]

Oh, but I feel very energetic.

[lonelydemon]

Your body is lying to you, you need more sleep.

[swordingitout]

[Gently tries to shove Ryner.]

You just need to get moving to get that blood pumping.

[lonelydemon]

Nooooo.

[dead weight]

[swordingitout]

Shall I call to have Ferris help you get motivated?

[lonelydemon]

[HEAVY. SIGH.

Rolls off.]

No thanks.

[swordingitout]

[Sits up cheerfully. He really has only slept a couple hours, but duty calls.]

[And apparently it calls Ryner too before Sion's snagging his hand to drag him up.]

Let's get started.

[lonelydemon]

You're a slave-driver, you know...

[whiiiiney but coming along.]

[swordingitout]

[If his hand lingers a moment too long it's easily discounted when he replaces it with a stack of papers shoved into Ryner's arms.]

Come come, we've much to do!

[lonelydemon]

[sion that's gay. but ryner's not noticing this time, anyway, too aggressively drowsy and bemoaning his fate of doing paperwork for the next twenty centuries.]

How does it build up like this?!

[swordingitout]

Haha, it takes a lot to change a country, you know.

[lonelydemon]

Excuses. You make up work to keep your mind off dirty things. I see right through you!

[swordingitout]

I've been found out.

[lonelydemon]

Look at that face! It doesn't even work, does it?!