test... drive...?

[mewtation]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.

or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]

Comments

[mewtation]

[ —hello, suddenly interested again ]

I can accept that, I think.

[lonelydemon]

Who even knows what he does to it... It's way too soft.

[mewtation]

[ puts his chin down over his crossed paws, tail swishing and eyes bright ]

Perhaps it's you, rather than him.

[lonelydemon]

Hey, hey, what's that supposed to mean?

[mewtation]

Nothing in particular.

[ and then, more faintly: ]

That kind of bias is very important, too.

[lonelydemon]

Whatever you say...

Aah, speaking of friends, you might want to keep an ear out for the door. My partner likes to come in unannounced.

[mewtation]

[ swivels one ear toward the door ]

Should I let them in (on it)?

[ neatly overlapping the meanings in something like a pun ]

[lonelydemon]

She's already slanderous enough, show some mercy.

[mewtation]

[ sneezy soft snort ]

What a man does in bed with a consenting cat is none of her business.

[ punctuating that by nudging his hand ]

She won't come in, then.

[lonelydemon]

[scritchscritch]

Thanks. I'd never hear the end of it.

[swordingitout]

[In the rare once every day or two that Sion even goes to bed, he's passed out quite soundly. So when he wakes up to an odd weight he vaguely suspects Ryner. And when he looks all he does is blind sleepily.]

[Ah, is he still dreaming?]

[mewtation]

[ —oh, he found Ryner's thing!

blinking big green eyes at him ]

[lonelydemon]

[okay, but what if it is in fact ryner]

[swordingitout]

[I mean if this were a danger Lucile would have vaporized it so he rubs his eyes and sits up more.]

What time is it?

[swordingitout]

[Sitting up and. Looking at the Ryner. Hm, should he disturb his peaceful slumber? And come to that, was he so deeply asleep he didn't notice Ryner arrive?]

[mewtation]

[ gently vibrates, kneading a bit ]

I could always disguise myself if necessary. Would she expect a boy or a girl?

[lonelydemon]

[maybe ryner dragged sion to bed after too much paperwork, maybe shit has gone down and this is just a sweet dream

either way, the man's out cold, breathing deep and even.]

[mewtation]

[ I WONDER WHY

(ceiling cat is watching) ]

[lonelydemon]

...She might actually kill me if she found a girl in my bed.

[mewtation]

[ tilts head ]

About mid-morning.

[swordingitout]

[He reaches to brush Ryner's hair from his face but stops just short of it. A sad, wistful smile graces his expression for a moment before it turns into his normal cheerful mild smile and he picks up a pillow, shoving it down on Ryner's head.]

Help, an intruder! A wild beast has entered my bed!

[He says. While smothering Ryner]

[swordingitout]

Ah, is it that late?

[He's shoving the covers back and hoping to his feet, trying to straighten his hair.]

[mewtation]

I see. Male is more comfortable anyway, so that's good.

[ stretching again and—

yep that's a boy you're petting now. good job Ryner. at least he's wearing clothes? ]

[lonelydemon]

[SQUAWKS AND BACKPEDALS]

[mewtation]

You seemed like you could use the sleep.

[ ...

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bats at the tail of it owo ]