test... drive...?

[mewtation]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.

or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]

Comments

[swordingitout]

I was just so shocked to wake up in such danger, a wild sex maniac on the lose in my own room? I'm not sure I can look Ferris in the eyes any longer.

[lonelydemon]

I'M NOT A-- WHAT DOES FERRIS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!

[swordingitout]

[BLUSHES.]

Saying it would be just too bold.

[lonelydemon]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAAAAAANNNNNN?!?!?!

[swordingitout]

[COVERS HIS FACE SO SERIOUSLY.]

Can I even go on as king like this?

[lonelydemon]

Considering I didn't do anything, yes.

[tugging on his hair a little bit. soft.]

[swordingitout]

[Flops back on the bed melodramatically.]

Is that something a legendary sex fiend, renowned in all corners of the kingdom and beyond to the rest of the continent, can say so lightly? Truly, terrifying.

[lonelydemon]

--LIKE I WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM A SLANDEROUS KING LIKE YOU?! WHAT KIND OF A KING JUST MAKES UP THIS SORT OF NONSENSE AND SPREADS IT EVERYWHERE, HUH?! I'LL KILL YOU!

[swordingitout]

[Just lays here laughing.]

[lonelydemon]

[HUFFS]

Now you wore me out again. I'm taking a nap.

[flops. across Sion. dramatically.]

[swordingitout]

We must have slept for hours! Frankly I feel refreshed. I have plenty of paperwork for you.

[It's that kind, good youth smile, the one that belongs on a demon.]

[lonelydemon]

I am asleep. I can't do paperwork if I'm asleep. Zzzzz.

[swordingitout]

Shall I tell Ferris you threatened to go on a rampage in the Wynnit dango shop?

[lonelydemon]

You wouldn't.

[swordingitout]

Those poor defenseless dango.

[lonelydemon]

I'll absolutely kill you one day.

[swordingitout]

[Laughing cheerfully.]

So the paperwork.

[lonelydemon]

You should sleep more too, stupid king.

[swordingitout]

Oh, but I feel very energetic.

[lonelydemon]

Your body is lying to you, you need more sleep.

[swordingitout]

[Gently tries to shove Ryner.]

You just need to get moving to get that blood pumping.

[lonelydemon]

Nooooo.

[dead weight]

[swordingitout]

Shall I call to have Ferris help you get motivated?

[lonelydemon]

[HEAVY. SIGH.

Rolls off.]

No thanks.

[swordingitout]

[Sits up cheerfully. He really has only slept a couple hours, but duty calls.]

[And apparently it calls Ryner too before Sion's snagging his hand to drag him up.]

Let's get started.