test... drive...?

[mewtation]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.

or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]

Comments

[mewtation]

Are you at all familiar with hypnosis?

[lonelydemon]

Inducing a state of consciousness where someone is highly susceptible to suggestion or direction, right?

[mewtation]

Correct. I implant suggestions directly.

[lonelydemon]

Would you be able to do this in a crowd?

[mewtation]

Yes.

[lonelydemon]

Kitty's just full of surprises.

[mewtation]

I take pains to be good at what I do.

[lonelydemon]

I'm still impressed.

[mewtation]

[ just looks really smug ]

[lonelydemon]

[Hair...pets? This feels distinctly weird to do when you look human.]

[mewtation]

... I think I may keep you.

[lonelydemon]

Should I be worried when you say that? Or charmed?

[mewtation]

Yes.

In all seriousness, though, what you should be is honored.

[ he's not actually serious at all ]

[lonelydemon]

Might want to hope for something else. I don't really do honored.

[mewtation]

[ sighs ]

That is unfortunate, but not a deal breaker. If it were, cats wouldn't keep humans at all.

Of course, there is a slight obstacle.