test... drive...?

[mewtation]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.

or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]

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[mewtation]

Actually, I'm investigating my competition.

[ :3c ]

[lonelydemon]

Might want to hope for something else. I don't really do honored.

[lonelydemon]

Excuses. You make up work to keep your mind off dirty things. I see right through you!

[swordingitout]

I've been found out.

[swordingitout]

[Oh are we going that route. He places a hand over his heart and looks sad.]

As a wounded party I can only advise you to watch yourself around him, he's smooth, even if you try to resist...

[His voice even gets choked up.]

[lonelydemon]

Look at that face! It doesn't even work, does it?!

[swordingitout]

Haha! In any case you can start on that stack of reports there.

[lonelydemon]

You just won't be distracted, will you...

[swordingitout]

The country won't run itself, I'm afraid. Think of your poor king who needs a vacation and give me a hand.

[lonelydemon]

You wouldn't accept a vacation if it were the only piece of paperwork left.

[swordingitout]

Haha, you've caught me again.

[But he's gonna start on his work because he's a workaholic.]

Maybe when a vacation is the only work left you'll do that for me.

[lonelydemon]

[settles at his own desk, wow did the entire castle know he'd be roped into this today, probably]

Don't speak of such a future so casually. I for one believe it's beyond our reach.

[mewtation]

[ well, I'M going that route. grooming food off of his paw thoughtfully ]

I see...

If that is the way of it, perhaps we should turn to each other instead.

[swordingitout]

Fight hard and I may let you take a nap tomorrow.

[He's already reviewing reports while bantering.]

How does twenty minutes sound?

[swordingitout]

Alas nothing can heal my broken heart, but I will support you wholeheartedly.

[lonelydemon]

Twenty minutes? Unacceptable! Twenty hours or bust!

[swordingitout]

Twenty hours? That's too long. Why don't we meet in the middle, twenty-five minutes.

[lonelydemon]

How is that the middle!

[mewtation]

[ amusement intensifies ]

Well, thank you for your blessing.

[swordingitout]

Oh, it's not reasonable?

[swordingitout]

Really, I can do nothing but wish for your happiness.

[mewtation]

[ sighs ]

That is unfortunate, but not a deal breaker. If it were, cats wouldn't keep humans at all.

Of course, there is a slight obstacle.

[mewtation]

[ mmm yep decision made. squinting his eyes shut at Sion ]

For that, I think, I shall have to keep you both.

[swordingitout]

Haha, is that how it is? I'm afraid, though, that I belong to this mountain of paperwork.

[mewtation]

I am magnanimous and willing to share.

[ and not just with the paperwork, but. ;3 ]