test... drive...?

[mewtation]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE, wherever you sleep: there is a cat in your bed.

or. well. something that looks sort of like one...? if cats were four and a half feet tall and roughly humanoid. um. ]

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[lonelydemon]

[HIDEOUS SQUALLING NOISES UNTIL HE CAN GET HIS FACE FREE ENOUGH TO YELL]

HEY HEY HEY DON'T JUST KILL ME IN MY SLEEP!!!

[mewtation]

Ah, was that too sudden?

[lonelydemon]

You said it but I wasn't ready! I wasn't ready at all!

[swordingitout]

Haha, I've had enough--that has to be at least three hours, yes?

[He pauses a moment but goes back to trying to get himself in order.]

[And like this is the perfectly natural progression of things and not all out of order, he asks with charm and gentle inquisition.]

And who are you?

[mewtation]

My apologies.

[swordingitout]

Oh, Ryner, it's only you. Have you troubled the female portion of my citizens so much that now you must try to attack men in their sleep as well? Perhaps I should have you arrested again before you cause civil unrest.

[mewtation]

[ WITH HIS PAW STILL ALL STRETCHED OUT TOWARD TANTALIZING SWISHY HAIR: ]

My name is Lucky.

[lonelydemon]

I'm still not keen on Ferris finding us like this, but at least I'm less likely to die for it...

[swordingitout]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Lucky. What brings you to my bed?

[mewtation]

I wanted to sleep, and it was warm.

[lonelydemon]

WHEN DID I DO ANY OF THAT?! SAY GOOD MORNING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

[swordingitout]

[He laughs a little, startled.]

Hm, that reminds me of someone. Well, I hope you have a very nice nap.

[He's going to get up and throw on his cape and adjust his clothes so he looks kingly enough for paperwork.]

[swordingitout]

I was just so shocked to wake up in such danger, a wild sex maniac on the lose in my own room? I'm not sure I can look Ferris in the eyes any longer.

[lonelydemon]

I'M NOT A-- WHAT DOES FERRIS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!

[mewtation]

[ but my bedwarmer :( letting his paw drop ]

Where are you going?

[swordingitout]

I have work to do. But don't let me keep you from your nap.

[He is just. Completely unconcerned it seems.]

[mewtation]

[ pats his cheek. there's a really weird moment where Ryner can definitely feel fuzzy toebeans on his face and then— no, why did he think that, those are definitely fingers and not toebeans at all? ]

Be at ease. I'm a very good guard-cat.

[swordingitout]

[BLUSHES.]

Saying it would be just too bold.

[mewtation]

[ if you weren't Ryner's thing and therefore now his he would in fact finish taken that nap, but it's inadvisable to leave new things alone when they're unaware of their new ownership :|a oozing out of the bed himself ]

That's very kind of you, but I think I'm done as well.

[swordingitout]

I see. Shall I send for breakfast?

[lonelydemon]

[...taking Lucky's paw- hand-- paw, not entirely sure how to feel about the sensory fuckery going on here.]

Aah, thank you, then.

[lonelydemon]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAAAAAANNNNNN?!?!?!

[swordingitout]

[COVERS HIS FACE SO SERIOUSLY.]

Can I even go on as king like this?

[mewtation]

[ tiny breathy pwrrt. stretching with forepaws on the ground and his back end still on the bed, curling his tail into a loose curve ]

That would also be very kind of you.

[lonelydemon]

Considering I didn't do anything, yes.

[tugging on his hair a little bit. soft.]